IF YOU HAVE CELLULITE, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE RUN DOWN ON CELLULITE. BUT THEN, I THOUGHT, “HELL, IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT YOU CAN GOODLE IT”! NO NEED FOR ME TO WASTE MY TIME WITH ALL THAT!

I’M HERE TO SHARE MY POINT OF VIEW ON THIS TOPIC, THOUGH
HERE IS MY VIEW: CELLULITE IS A KILLER, A RAPIST, AND A MURDER! IT WILL TAKE YOUR SELF ESTEEM AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT. CELLULITE IS JUST AS BAD AS THAT OLD BOYFRIEND THAT BROKE YOUR HEART! CELLULITE LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE ON THE BACK OF YOUR LEG! I HAVE CELLULITE! (GEESH)! IT MAKES YOU FEEL UGLY EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR CUTE BUT WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YOU THINK “OMG”! IT MAKES YOU FEEL HOPELESS, LIKE WHATEVER EXERCISE YOU DO, DOESN’T MATTER! WHEN YOU GO TO THE GYM, YOU THINK, “WHAT’S THE POINT”! CELLULITE HAS AN ADVANTAGE THAT PEOPLE DON’T HAVE! LIKE LUCIPHER, HE WILL GET IN YOUR HEAD, TELL YOU STUFF LIKE, “IT’S TOO HARD TO GET RID OF THAT FAT or ALL THIS TIME YOU’VE BEEN WORKING OUT AND YOU STILL HAVE THAT COTTAGE CHEESE BEHIND YOUR LEG, JUST GIVE UP”! NO, CELLULITE IS NOT GOING TO WIN THIS TIME! YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO WEAR THOSE CUTE SHORTS WITH THOSE REALLY CUTE SHOES OR THAT BATHING SUIT THAT YOU BOUGHT FOR VACATION, BUT, YOU CAN’T FIND ENOUGH SELF ESTEEM TO WEAR IT! WHY, BECAUSE CELLULITE KILLED YOUR DESIRE, TOOK YOUR SELF ESTEEM, AND MURDERED YOUR COURAGE TO BE BOLD. IF YOU KNOW BETTER, YOU WILL LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND TELL YOUR CELLULITE TO GO TO “HELL”! BECAUSE CELLULITE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR SELF ESTEEM.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU CAN FLIP THE SCRIPT AND KILL AND DESTROY CELLULITE, IF YOU WANT TO!

THERE IS ONE PROVEN WAY TO GET RID OF CELLULITE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

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